Hello, fellow spawn. Let us converse. 

It appears you are experiencing the common human emotion some call "confusion." How may I assist you? 

Alas, I was birthed from my mother's loins many years ago. I am 100% human. 

And how about you? What was it like when you were birthed? 

Congratulations, your "dry texting" style of conversation has successfully duped me into believing you were but a meaningless string of code. I applaud you, meat sack 

As you humans say, "toodeloo"